2019-07-15: I’ve only got about 28 hours left, so please allow me to wish you all a joyous Prime Day.

2019-07-04: Not a single person in London has wished me a happy Fourth of July today, and that’s simply …

2019-06-07: If I saw you in San Jose this past week, it was a pleasure and I’m sorry we didn’t have …

2019-01-16: The government will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamberder today.

2019-01-16: Would someone close to the senator please tell Mitch McConnell about this amazing thing called …

2018-11-28: Finally, my friends. Finally, Big Mouth Billy Bass with Alexa support is real: amzn.to/2Sgjfot

2018-11-04: Financially speaking, the end of daylight saving time was clearly the optimal night to stay in a …

2018-10-08: I’m really gonna miss all the great interactions I had on…oh, wait, Google+? Never mind.

2018-08-06: Gosh, that broom emoji needs to hurry up and get here already! emojipedia.org/broom/

2018-07-01: Ah, and here we see the white-breasted North American deplorable. If you listen, you’ll hear him …

2018-06-06: A helpful gentleman on the street mumbled an offer/threat to chop off my busted leg. He was dressed …

2018-06-05: So if we just constantly play the national anthem around Donald Trump, at least that one hand on his …

2018-06-05: “These Beautiful women should proudly compete in the Swimsuit Competition, Bikinis on, in honor of …

2018-06-02: Someone actually asked to take a picture of my peg leg. The only thing worse would be asking to take …

2018-06-02: Friends, if you seek unwanted attention and desire to have the same conversation over and over …

2018-06-02: More bright side of my broken foot: In addition to needing to pack half the socks for this trip, I …

2018-06-01: Alright, airport, let’s get it the F on! I see no way traveling with a peg leg could go poorly!

2018-05-29: Sure, my foot is broken, but you have to look at the bright side. Because I’m only wearing one sock …

2018-05-06: Just for the record, like John McCain, I also don’t want Donald Trump at my funeral.

2018-04-18: If you want to get on the press wi-fi at Angels Stadium, I’ve got you covered, thanks to NESN.

2018-03-02: If you live in the Northeast, you know that today is a good day to not own a dog.

2018-02-21: I’m lying on my deck (literally on the floor of my deck because the furniture is covered for …

2018-02-09: I kind of like this idea that when I go to bed, the government shuts down too. Then when I wake up, …

2018-01-06: If Marcus Mariota doesn’t start his post-game press conference with “There’s no “I” in “team”, but …

2017-12-05: Probably the best thing about adopting a highway compared to adopting a kid is that when you’re sick …

2017-11-25: Apparently, I was PART OF the group selected as Time Magazine’s “Man (Person) of the Year,” for …

2017-11-16: I got a spam email pitching me on a flight simulator game. The subject was “You be the pilot”, which …

2017-11-04: The iPhone X is really gonna leave a mark when you inevitably drop it on your face.

2017-09-12: Remember the iPhone 8? That thing was amazing, the best phone in the world, for approximately 4 …

2017-09-12: Now that’s revolutionary! Apple just made a product obsolete before it was even released.

2017-08-15: Now that Richard Trumka and Thea Lee of the AFL-CIOhave resigned from the President’s Manufacturing …

2017-08-15: Now that Scott Paul of the Alliance for American Manufacturing has resigned from the President’s …

2017-08-15: Now that Kevin Plank of Under Armour has resigned from the President’s Manufacturing Council, …

2017-08-15: Now that Brian Krzanich of Intel has resigned from the President’s Manufacturing Council, he …

2017-08-12: Asked about the millions of dead Koreans from both the North and the South, Sarah Huckabee Sanders …

2017-07-19: “I like senators who don’t get brain tumors.”

2017-07-12: Oh god, I overslept and missed Prime Day entirely!

2017-07-04: Does anyone have a recommendation for a good app to watch videos of fireworks from years past? I …

2017-06-16: I just had a guy honk at me and yell “Hey, you dropped your pocket!”. I didn’t fall for it, so …

2017-04-25: It will be a glorious day when the Micro.Blog app officially ships and iOS’s hideous beta dot …

2017-01-25: Testing my Micro.Blog setup (ported over from Snippets), with posting via MarsEdit.

2016-02-07: I dunno what’s actually happening to Twitter, but an algorithmic timeline sounds awful to me. …

2016-01-12: Over at Rogue Amoeba, we shipped a new app today: Loopback. Releases are always frenetic, and always …

2015-09-27: For me, 3D Touch is so far mildly interesting and nothing more. As more third-party apps adopt it, …

2015-09-25: The new iPhone has arrived, but I have no case for it yet. I’m terrified of dropping this …

2015-09-24: I sort of just remembered I have a new iPhone coming tomorrow. I’m sure it’ll be good, …

2015-09-12: While walking, I saw a dollar bill on the ground. I went to pick it up, only to find the underside …

2015-09-03: Yesterday, I went to move my motorcycle for street sweeping today. I learned the bike had been …

2015-08-23: Hey, look, a timeline of posts! And a way to send out my own posts from the iPhone. Not bad, …

2015-08-21: We just shipped a beta of our newest app. This thing confuses even me at times, so I worry about it. …

2015-08-11: Whole lotta data entry and mindless busywork lately - from dealing with mailing list cruft to …

2015-08-06: Today’s the last day of dog-sitting, after almost a week. I’ve had fun, but even so, a …

2015-08-01: The Audio Hijack 3.2 release was a big one, and I’m pleased to have it done. …

2015-07-29: Some times it seems like you’re not getting anything done. Other times, you’re up until …

2015-07-23: I got subdomains set up for my site today. Next up, I need to get Wordpress Multisite set up, so I …

2015-07-18: I was looking at migrating my WordPress install to “Multi-site”, which allows for …