: I suspect some of you might like to follow @OneFootTsunami here on Micro.blog. It provides a link to …
: Happy Jerry Seinfeld Vomit Day to all who celebrate! 🤮
: I’m really glad “Law & Order” is getting a chance to come back and finish their story.
: Why on earth are they still calling this Dick Clark’s New Years' Eve?
: Hey, did you hear Trump’s response to the Derek Chauvin verdict? Me neither! It’s so …
: Personally, what I’ve missed most during COVID is the lack of cahoots. It is practically impossible …
: “Secretary Fudge” is probably the funniest name you’ll hear today.
: “You have to admit a Christmas tree smells good!” “They make a spray.”
: COVID-19 has stolen so much from us. I haven’t seen a single post-Halloween walk of shame.
: Really looking forward to next month’s “Sexy Coronavirus” costumes
: What have you done today to help get us out of this dystopian hellscape? Me, I just prepared another …
: “The developer’s computer is constantly hosed” is the modern-day version of “The …
: It’s a good day for Maya Rudolph.
: Say 💥 are 🎇 there 🧨 a lot 💣 of 🌩 fireworks 🧨 near 💥 you?
: Has anyone seen any studies on the efficacy of masks held dangling from one’s hand? Based on …
: I’m worried about Joe Biden’s mental state. He denied this sexual assault claim, sure, …
: If I die, please know that I died doing what I apparently love: Touching my own dumb face …
: “Thank you for being a business advantage checking relationship rewards platinum honors client” the …
: If you’re looking for an exciting way to really spice up your life, trying having some fun …
: The “Practice random acts of gardening” bumper sticker has to be the stupidest I’ve seen in August.
: I’ve only got about 28 hours left, so please allow me to wish you all a joyous Prime Day.
: Not a single person in London has wished me a happy Fourth of July today, and that’s simply …
: If I saw you in San Jose this past week, it was a pleasure and I’m sorry we didn’t have …
: The government will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamberder today.
: Would someone close to the senator please tell Mitch McConnell about this amazing thing called …
: Finally, my friends. Finally, Big Mouth Billy Bass with Alexa support is real: amzn.to/2Sgjfot
: Financially speaking, the end of daylight saving time was clearly the optimal night to stay in a …
: I’m really gonna miss all the great interactions I had on…oh, wait, Google+? Never mind.
: Gosh, that broom emoji needs to hurry up and get here already! emojipedia.org/broom/
: Ah, and here we see the white-breasted North American deplorable. If you listen, you’ll hear him …
: A helpful gentleman on the street mumbled an offer/threat to chop off my busted leg. He was dressed …
: So if we just constantly play the national anthem around Donald Trump, at least that one hand on his …
: “These Beautiful women should proudly compete in the Swimsuit Competition, Bikinis on, in honor of …
: Someone actually asked to take a picture of my peg leg. The only thing worse would be asking to take …
: Friends, if you seek unwanted attention and desire to have the same conversation over and over …
: More bright side of my broken foot: In addition to needing to pack half the socks for this trip, I …
: Alright, airport, let’s get it the F on! I see no way traveling with a peg leg could go poorly!
: Sure, my foot is broken, but you have to look at the bright side. Because I’m only wearing one sock …
: Just for the record, like John McCain, I also don’t want Donald Trump at my funeral.
: If you want to get on the press wi-fi at Angels Stadium, I’ve got you covered, thanks to NESN.
: If you live in the Northeast, you know that today is a good day to not own a dog.
: I’m lying on my deck (literally on the floor of my deck because the furniture is covered for …
: I kind of like this idea that when I go to bed, the government shuts down too. Then when I wake up, …
: If Marcus Mariota doesn’t start his post-game press conference with “There’s no “I” in “team”, but …
: Probably the best thing about adopting a highway compared to adopting a kid is that when you’re sick …
: Apparently, I was PART OF the group selected as Time Magazine’s “Man (Person) of the Year,” for …
: I got a spam email pitching me on a flight simulator game. The subject was “You be the pilot”, which …
: The iPhone X is really gonna leave a mark when you inevitably drop it on your face.
: Remember the iPhone 8? That thing was amazing, the best phone in the world, for approximately 4 …
: Now that’s revolutionary! Apple just made a product obsolete before it was even released.
: Now that Richard Trumka and Thea Lee of the AFL-CIOhave resigned from the President’s Manufacturing …
: Now that Scott Paul of the Alliance for American Manufacturing has resigned from the President’s …
: Now that Kevin Plank of Under Armour has resigned from the President’s Manufacturing Council, …
: Now that Brian Krzanich of Intel has resigned from the President’s Manufacturing Council, he …
: Asked about the millions of dead Koreans from both the North and the South, Sarah Huckabee Sanders …
: “I like senators who don’t get brain tumors.”
: Oh god, I overslept and missed Prime Day entirely!
: Does anyone have a recommendation for a good app to watch videos of fireworks from years past? I …
: I just had a guy honk at me and yell “Hey, you dropped your pocket!”. I didn’t fall for it, so …
: It will be a glorious day when the Micro.Blog app officially ships and iOS’s hideous beta dot …
: Testing my Micro.Blog setup (ported over from Snippets), with posting via MarsEdit.
: I dunno what’s actually happening to Twitter, but an algorithmic timeline sounds awful to me. …
: Over at Rogue Amoeba, we shipped a new app today: Loopback. Releases are always frenetic, and always …
: For me, 3D Touch is so far mildly interesting and nothing more. As more third-party apps adopt it, …
: The new iPhone has arrived, but I have no case for it yet. I’m terrified of dropping this …
: I sort of just remembered I have a new iPhone coming tomorrow. I’m sure it’ll be good, …
: While walking, I saw a dollar bill on the ground. I went to pick it up, only to find the underside …
: Yesterday, I went to move my motorcycle for street sweeping today. I learned the bike had been …
: Hey, look, a timeline of posts! And a way to send out my own posts from the iPhone. Not bad, …
: We just shipped a beta of our newest app. This thing confuses even me at times, so I worry about it. …
: Whole lotta data entry and mindless busywork lately - from dealing with mailing list cruft to …
: Today’s the last day of dog-sitting, after almost a week. I’ve had fun, but even so, a …
: The Audio Hijack 3.2 release was a big one, and I’m pleased to have it done. …
: Some times it seems like you’re not getting anything done. Other times, you’re up until …
: I got subdomains set up for my site today. Next up, I need to get Wordpress Multisite set up, so I …
: I was looking at migrating my WordPress install to “Multi-site”, which allows for …